Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th August 2019

Dilbert//11081, first published seven years ago on Saturday 17th August 2019

Tags

apple, criticism, employees, employment, managers & supervisors, steve jobs, work

Official transcript

Boss: I've decided to be more like Steve Jobs. I want all of you to work day and night or else I will humiliate you in front of your peers.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IVE DECIDED TO BE MORE LIKE STEVE JOBS.

I WANT ALL OF YOU TO WORK DAY AND NIGHT OR ELSE I WILL HUMILIATE YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR PEERS.

QUIT.

WOULD IT WORK BETTER IF I WORE A BLACK SHIRT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "I've Decided to be More Like Steve Jobs"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two coworkers, with one expressing a desire to emulate Steve Jobs' management style. The coworker asks their peer to work all day and night, or else they will humiliate them in front of their peers. The peer responds by asking if they would work better if they wore a black shirt, to which the coworker replies, "I quit." The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of trying to emulate Steve Jobs' management style and the consequences of such actions.

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