Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th August 2019

Dilbert//11081, first published seven years ago on Saturday 17th August 2019

Tags

apple, criticism, employees, employment, managers & supervisors, steve jobs, work

Official transcript

Boss: I've decided to be more like Steve Jobs. I want all of you to work day and night or else I will humiliate you in front of your peers.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IVE DECIDED TO BE MORE LIKE STEVE JOBS.

I WANT ALL OF YOU TO WORK DAY AND NIGHT OR ELSE I WILL HUMILIATE YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR PEERS.

QUIT.

WOULD IT WORK BETTER IF I WORE A BLACK SHIRT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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