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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd August 2019

Dilbert//11087, first published seven years ago on Friday 23rd August 2019

Ceo Visits


Tags

boss, employees, hiding, managers & supervisors, office workers


Official transcript

Boss: Our CEO is coming for an office visit tomorrow. I need you to tidy up your cubicle and hide in the bathroom when he visits.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR CEO IS COMING FOR AN OFFICE VISIT TOMORROW.

I NEED YOU TO TIDY UP YOUR CUBICLE AND HIDE IN THE BATHROOM WHEN HE VISITS.

WON'T HE WONDER WHERE EVERYONE IS?

NO, THIS IS MORE OF A "YOU" THING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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