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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd August 2019

Dilbert//11086, first published seven years ago on Thursday 22nd August 2019

Agreeing With The Boss


Tags

boss, climate change, employees, managers & supervisors, meetings, office workers, agree


Official transcript

Boss: As my new pet employee, your job is to agree with everything I say in meetings. Can you do that?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AS MY NEW PET EMPLOYEE, YOUR JOB IS TO AGREE WITH EVERYTHING I SAY IN MEETINGS.

CAN YOU DO THAT?

SURE.

HOW HARD COULD IT ?

CLIMATE CHANGE IS CAUSED BY GRAVITY.

THAT'S RIGHT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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