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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd August 2019

Dilbert//11086, first published seven years ago on Thursday 22nd August 2019

Agreeing With The Boss


Tags

boss, climate change, employees, managers & supervisors, meetings, office workers, agree


Official transcript

Boss: As my new pet employee, your job is to agree with everything I say in meetings. Can you do that?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AS MY NEW PET EMPLOYEE, YOUR JOB IS TO AGREE WITH EVERYTHING I SAY IN MEETINGS.

CAN YOU DO THAT?

SURE.

HOW HARD COULD IT ?

CLIMATE CHANGE IS CAUSED BY GRAVITY.

THAT'S RIGHT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Climate Change in the Workplace"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a conversation between an employee and their new pet.
  • The employee asks the pet to agree with everything they say in meetings.
  • The pet responds by stating that climate change is caused by gravity.
  • The employee is surprised and amused by the pet's response.

Key Points:

  • The comic strip highlights the absurdity of the employee's request.
  • The pet's response serves as a humorous commentary on the topic of climate change.
  • The strip pokes fun at the idea that people will say anything to get out of doing their job.

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