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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th August 2019

Dilbert//11092, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 28th August 2019

Inexperienced Employee Advice


Tags

criticism, employees, irritation, office workers, sarcasm, experience, arrogant


Official transcript

Man: Hi, I'm an inexperienced employee who tells experienced employees how to do their jobs. I compensate for my lack of experience with a thing called arrogance.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HI, IM AN INEXPERIENCED EMPLOYEE WHO TELLS EXPERIENCED EMPLOYEES HOW TO DO THEIR JOBS.

I COMPENSATE FOR MY LACK OF EXPERIENCE WITH A THING CALLED ARROGANCE.

THAT SOUNDS WORTHLESS.

OH, YEAH?

THEN WHY DOES EVERY COMPANY HAVE ONE OF ME?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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