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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th August 2019

Dilbert//11093, first published seven years ago on Thursday 29th August 2019

The Inexperienced Employee.


Tags

advice, criticism, employees, insults, office workers


Official transcript

Man: Let me tell you how to do your job. You need to get all the vendors in the same room and insult them until they offer you discounts.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE INEXPERIENCED EMPLOYEE LET ME TELL YOU HOW TO DO YOUR JOB YOU NEED TO GET ALL THE VENDORS IN THE SAME ROOM AND INSULT THEM UNTIL THEY OFFER YOU DISCOUNTS.

THAT SOUNDS SUPER DUMB.

THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID TO GALILEO, OLD MAN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Inexperienced Employee"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts an inexperienced employee seeking guidance on their job from an older, wiser employee.
  • The older employee advises the younger one to insult vendors until they offer discounts.
  • The younger employee is perplexed by this advice, asking what they said to Galileo, the famous astronomer.
  • The older employee responds with a nonsensical phrase, "That sounds super dumb."
  • The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the older employee's advice and the younger employee's confusion.

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