Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th August 2019

Dilbert//11093, first published seven years ago on Thursday 29th August 2019

The Inexperienced Employee.

Tags

advice, criticism, employees, insults, office workers

Official transcript

Man: Let me tell you how to do your job. You need to get all the vendors in the same room and insult them until they offer you discounts.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE INEXPERIENCED EMPLOYEE LET ME TELL YOU HOW TO DO YOUR JOB YOU NEED TO GET ALL THE VENDORS IN THE SAME ROOM AND INSULT THEM UNTIL THEY OFFER YOU DISCOUNTS.

THAT SOUNDS SUPER DUMB.

THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID TO GALILEO, OLD MAN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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