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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd September 2019

Dilbert//11098, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 3rd September 2019

Wally Covers For Boss


Tags

boss, business, managers & supervisors, motivation, vacations


Official transcript

Boss: I need you to fill in for me while I'm on vacation. I would have asked someone competent, but they're all on vacation next week, too. Please don't destroy the entire company.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO FILL IN FOR ME WHILE I'M ON VACATION.

I WOULD HAVE ASKED SOMEONE COMPETENT, BUT THEY'RE ALL ON VACATION NEXT WEEK, TOO.

PLEASE DON'T DESTROY THE ENTIRE COMPANY.

DO I SEEM THAT MOTIVATED?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Motivation"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two coworkers, with the first coworker asking the second if he's motivated to go on vacation. The second coworker responds that he doesn't destroy the entire company, implying that he's not motivated. The first coworker then asks if he seems motivated, and the second coworker replies that he does. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that some people may not be motivated to work, but still manage to get things done.

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