Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd September 2019

Dilbert//11097, first published seven years ago on Monday 2nd September 2019

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Tags

boss, criticism, managers & supervisors, office workers, sabotage

Official transcript

Boss: My new employee is doing such great work that he makes the rest of you look like chimpanzees. I think you know what you need to do.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY NEW EMPLOYEE IS DOING SUCH GREAT WORK THAT HE MAKES THE REST OF YOU LOOK LIKE CHIMPANZEES.

I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.

SABOTAGE ALL OF HIS PROJECTS.

TRY TO DO IT BEFORE HE TAKES MY JOB.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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