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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 15th September 2019

Dilbert//11110, first published seven years ago on Sunday 15th September 2019

Wally Wears Headphones


Tags

employees, irritation, office workers, avoidance, hear, headphones


Official transcript

Alice: Do you have a minute?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?

I CAN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE I'M WEARING NOISE -CANCELING HEADPHONES.

MAYBE YOU COULD TAKE THEM OFF FOR A MINUTE.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE SAYING BECAUSE I'M WEARING NOISE-CANCELING HEADPHONES.

THEN TAKE THEM OFF!

IF I AM READING YOUR LIPS CORRECTLY, I BELIEVE YOU ARE ASKING ME TO "FLURP TINGO GLOOP." FORGET IT! I'LL JUST LET MY PROJECT FAIL!

HOW IS YOUR ANTI- CO-WORKER DEFENSE SYSTEM WORKING OUT?

I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Noise-Canceling Headphones"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character with a distinctive hairstyle, engaging in a conversation with his coworker.

  • Dilbert asks if his coworker has a minute, and the coworker responds that they can't hear him due to wearing noise-canceling headphones.
  • Dilbert jokingly suggests that he could take the headphones off for a minute, but the coworker declines, citing their anti-co-worker defense system as being active.
  • The conversation ends with Dilbert asking how his coworker's system is working out, to which the coworker responds that they can't hear him.

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