Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 15th September 2019

Dilbert//11110, first published seven years ago on Sunday 15th September 2019

Wally Wears Headphones

Tags

employees, irritation, office workers, avoidance, hear, headphones

Official transcript

Alice: Do you have a minute?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?

I CAN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE I'M WEARING NOISE -CANCELING HEADPHONES.

MAYBE YOU COULD TAKE THEM OFF FOR A MINUTE.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE SAYING BECAUSE I'M WEARING NOISE-CANCELING HEADPHONES.

THEN TAKE THEM OFF!

IF I AM READING YOUR LIPS CORRECTLY, I BELIEVE YOU ARE ASKING ME TO "FLURP TINGO GLOOP." FORGET IT! I'LL JUST LET MY PROJECT FAIL!

HOW IS YOUR ANTI- CO-WORKER DEFENSE SYSTEM WORKING OUT?

I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.