Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th September 2019

Dilbert//11111, first published seven years ago on Monday 16th September 2019

Best Employees

Tags

big business, confused, employees, customer service

Official transcript

CEO: We have the best employees in the industry!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE HAVE THE BEST EMPLOYEES IN THE INDUSTRY!

THEN WHY ARE WE RANKED LAST IN CUSTOMER SATISFACTION?

I BLAME OUR CUSTOMERS.

WHY CANT THEY BE AWESOME LIKE US?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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