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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th September 2019

Dilbert//11112, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 17th September 2019

Bad Attitude


Tags

big business, complaining, employees, obliviousness, attitude


Official transcript

Catbert: I need to talk to you about your bad attitude.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR BAD ATTITUDE.

IM SURROUNDED BY USELESS IDIOTS, AND I WORK IN A FABRIC- COVERED BOX. HOW CAN I HAVE A GOOD ATTITUDE?

OH, GOOD. I WAS HOPING IT WOULD BE SOMETHING I COULDN'T FIX

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Attitude Adjustment"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and frustration with his job, in a conversation with a red cat. The conversation begins with the cat asking Dilbert about his bad attitude, to which Dilbert responds that he's surrounded by useless idiots and works in a fabric-covered box. The cat suggests that Dilbert needs to have a good attitude, and Dilbert agrees, hoping it would be something he couldn't fix. The strip humorously highlights Dilbert's pessimistic outlook on life and his desire to change, but also acknowledges the challenges he faces in doing so.

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