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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th September 2019

Dilbert//11119, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 24th September 2019

Try Hiding


Tags

advice, boss, compliment, criticism, ego, employees, managers & supervisors


Official transcript

Dogbert: If you compliment your employees, they will get big heads and think they are underpaid. But if you criticize them, they will be unhappy and quit.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IF YOU COMPLIMENT YOUR EMPLOYEES, THEY WILL GET BIG HEADS AND THINK THEY ARE UNDERPAID.

BUT IF YOU CRITICIZE THEM, THEY WILL BE UNHAPPY AND QUIT.

WHAT SHOULD I DO INSTEAD OF THOSE THINGS?

HAVE YOU TRIED HIDING?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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