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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th September 2019

Dilbert//11120, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 25th September 2019

Curse Of Competence


Tags

computer software, employees, office workers, problem, sarcasm, condescending


Official transcript

Man: I need your help solving a software problem on my computer.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED YOUR HELP SOLVING A SOFTWARE PROBLEM ON MY COMPUTER.

WHY AM I CURSED WITH THE SORT OF COMPETENCE THAT MAKES ME A SERVANT TO THE INCAPABLE?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS IF YOU DID, YOU COULD PROBABLY FIX YOUR OWN PROBLEMS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Incapable Servant"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a green shirt and tie, seeking assistance from his coworker, who is dressed in a red shirt and black pants. Dilbert's request is to solve a software problem on his computer.

Panel 1:

  • Dilbert approaches his coworker and asks for help.
  • The coworker responds with a sarcastic remark, "I need your help solving a software problem on my computer."
  • Dilbert is taken aback by the coworker's response.

Panel 2:

  • The coworker asks, "Why am I cursed with the sort of competence that makes me a servant to the incapable?"
  • Dilbert looks puzzled, unsure of how to respond.

Panel 3:

  • The coworker reveals, "I don't know what that means."
  • Dilbert's expression changes from confusion to annoyance.

Panel 4:

  • The coworker concludes, "If you did, you could probably fix your own problems."
  • Dilbert looks unimpressed, still holding his computer.

Overall:

The comic strip humorously highlights the frustration and annoyance that can arise when dealing with incompetent individuals who are unable to solve their own problems. The coworker's sarcastic remarks and lack of self-awareness add to the comedic effect, making the strip an entertaining and relatable commentary on workplace dynamics.

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