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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th September 2019

Dilbert//11121, first published seven years ago on Thursday 26th September 2019

Juggling 17 Balls


Tags

comparison, criticism, employees, office workers, overwhelmed, juggle


Official transcript

Alice: I have too many projects.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAVE TOO MANY PROJECTS.

PFFT!

IF A JUGGLER CAN JUGGLE FIVE BALLS AT ONCE, YOU CAN HANDLE SEVENTEEN PROJECTS BUT... NO JUGGLER CAN JUGGLE SEVENTEEN BALLS AT ONCE.

NOT THE LAZY ONES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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