Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th October 2019

Dilbert//11130, first published seven years ago on Saturday 5th October 2019

Comic Like Dilbert

Tags

entertainment, comic, simulation, life, superior, being

Official transcript

dilbert: i'm freaking out because i just learned there's a comic strip called "dilbert"

that is exactly like my life. and look - this is exactly what i did today. it's as if i'm a simulation created by a superior being.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M FREAKING OUT BECAUSE I JUST LEARNED THERE'S A COMIC STRIP CALLED "DILBERT" THAT IS EXACTLY LIKE MY LIFE.

AND LOOK - THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I DID TODAY.

IT'S AS IF IM A SIMULATION CREATED BY A SUPERIOR BEING.

UH-OH.

HE'S ON TO ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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