Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 6th October 2019

Dilbert//11131, first published seven years ago on Sunday 6th October 2019

Lifestyle Disagreer

Tags

argument, conversation, office workers, sarcasm, disagreement, attitude

Official transcript

Man: I hear what you're saying, and I disagree.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, AND I DISAGREE.

BECAUSE...

BECAUSE WHAT?

DO YOU HAVE ANY REASONS FOR YOUR DISAGREEMENT?

NO, I'M A LIFESTYLE DISAGREER.

I DISAGREE WITH EVERYONE ALL THE TIME. THE REASONS ARE IRRELEVANT.

YOU SOUND SMART.

NO, I'M NOT SMART.

AND YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE TOO.

NO, IM UGL..

OKAY, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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