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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 6th October 2019

Dilbert//11131, first published seven years ago on Sunday 6th October 2019

Lifestyle Disagreer


Tags

argument, conversation, office workers, sarcasm, disagreement, attitude


Official transcript

Man: I hear what you're saying, and I disagree.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, AND I DISAGREE.

BECAUSE...

BECAUSE WHAT?

DO YOU HAVE ANY REASONS FOR YOUR DISAGREEMENT?

NO, I'M A LIFESTYLE DISAGREER.

I DISAGREE WITH EVERYONE ALL THE TIME. THE REASONS ARE IRRELEVANT.

YOU SOUND SMART.

NO, I'M NOT SMART.

AND YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE TOO.

NO, IM UGL..

OKAY, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Art of Disagreement"

Summary:

This 'Dilbert' comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert engaging in a conversation with a coworker about their differing opinions. The coworker, who claims to be a lifestyle disagreeer, argues that everyone has irrelevant reasons for their disagreements. Dilbert, however, points out that the coworker's reason for disagreeing is that he is smart, which Dilbert finds unconvincing.

The conversation takes a humorous turn when the coworker reveals that he is attractive and therefore has a valid reason for his disagreement. Dilbert responds by saying that he sees what the coworker is doing, implying that he is trying to distract from the lack of substance in his argument.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the tendency for people to use superficial reasons to justify their disagreements, rather than engaging in meaningful discussions.

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