Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th October 2019

Dilbert//11137, first published seven years ago on Saturday 12th October 2019

Dogbert Designed The Simulation

Tags

technology, simulation, creator, three dimensional, avatar, truth, made

Official transcript

dogbert: i didn't want to tell you this, but you're a simulation designed by a three-dimensional creator. and i'm an avatar used by your creator to interact with your world.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT YOU'RE A SIMULATION DESIGNED BY A THREE- DIMENSIONAL CREATOR.

AND I'M AN AVATAR USED BY YOUR CREATOR TO INTERACT WITH YOUR WORLD.

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT IS TRUE.

YEP.

THAT'S HOW I MADE YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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