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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 13th October 2019

Dilbert//11138, first published seven years ago on Sunday 13th October 2019

Performance Versus Pay


Tags

angry, big business, employees, irritation, managers & supervisors, money, salary


Official transcript

Boss: I can't give you a bonus this year because we paid too much to buy another company.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I CAN'T GIVE YOU A BONUS THIS YEAR BECAUSE WE PAID TOO MUCH TO BUY ANOTHER COMPANY ARE YOU SAYING MY EFFORTS AND MY REWARDS ARE NO LONGER LINKED?

N0000. I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

I'M JUST SAYING YOUR COMPENSATION ISN'T INFLUENCED BY YOUR PERFORMANCE.

THAT'S THE SAME THING!

TEAMWORK MEANS WE ALL SHARE THE REWARDS AND WE ALL HAVE TO SHARE THE PAIN.

DOES THAT MEAN MANAGEMENT WON'T BE GETTING BONUSES EITHER?

NOW YOUVE MADE IT AWKWARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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