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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th October 2019

Dilbert//11153, first published seven years ago on Monday 28th October 2019

Business Agility Influencer


Tags

office workers, business, agility, solution, meaningless, useless


Official transcript

ted: hi, i'm a business agility influencer and solutionist

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HI, IM A BUSINESS AGILITY INFLUENCER AND SOLUTIONIST.

I DON'T THINK THAT MEANS ANYTHING.

WHY ARE YOU THE FIRST PERSON TO SPOT THAT?

BECAUSE I'M USELESS TOO!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Agitator"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two men, one of whom is a business agility influencer and solutionist. The influencer introduces himself and explains that he doesn't think anything means anything. The other man asks why he's the first person to spot this, to which the influencer responds that he's useless too. The conversation is humorous and lighthearted, poking fun at the idea of business jargon and the people who use it.

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