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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th October 2019

Dilbert//11154, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 29th October 2019

We Already Have A Carl


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, interview, skills, confuse, employee, names


Official transcript

boss: i can't hire you because we already have an employee named carl. it would confuse people, and we don't need that.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I CAN'T HIRE YOU BECAUSE WE ALREADY HAVE AN EMPLOYEE NAMED CARL.

IT WOULD CONFUSE PEOPLE, AND WE DON'T NEED THAT.

WHAT ABOUT MY SKILLS?

PEOPLE WITH BETTER NAMES HAVE SKILLS, TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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