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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th November 2019

Dilbert//11160, first published seven years ago on Monday 4th November 2019

Dark Matter And Lights


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, philosophy, world, dark, matter, light


Official transcript

dilbert: did you know that 85% of the matter in the world is dark matter, and we don't even know what dark matter is?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DID YOU KNOW THAT 85% OF THE MATTER IN THE WORLD IS DARK MATTER, AND WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DARK MATTER IS?

I KNOW WHAT IT IS.

YOU DO?

IT'S WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE OFF.

DUH.

IM GOING TO GO TALK TO SOMEONE ELSE NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "What Dark Matter Is"

Summary:

  • A coworker shares that 85% of the universe is composed of dark matter, which is unknown.
  • The main character is skeptical and asks for clarification.
  • The coworker explains that when the lights are off, they will discuss the topic further.
  • The main character agrees to talk to someone else instead.

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