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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th November 2019

Dilbert//11161, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 5th November 2019

Dark Matter Identified


Tags

philosophy, stupidity, dark, matter, universe, abundant, obvious


Official transcript

dilbert: they say 85% of the matter in the universe is dark matter, and we don't even know what that is.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THEY SAY 85% OF THE MATTER IN THE UNIVERSE IS DARK MATTER, AND WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

WELL, IF IT'S THE MOST ABUNDANT THING IN THE UNIVERSE, IT HAS TO BE MADE OF STUPIDITY.

WHY WASN'T THAT OBVIOUS ?

BECAUSE YOU'RE 85% DARK MATTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Significance of Dark Matter"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, revolves around a conversation between two characters discussing the significance of dark matter in the universe. The conversation begins with one character stating that 85% of the matter in the universe is dark matter, and they are unsure what it is. The other character responds by saying that if dark matter is the most abundant thing in the universe, it must be made of stupidity. The first character asks why it wasn't obvious to them, and the second character responds by saying that they are 85% dark matter.

Key Points:

  • The comic strip explores the concept of dark matter and its significance in the universe.
  • The conversation highlights the lack of understanding about dark matter and its abundance in the universe.
  • The second character's response adds a humorous twist to the conversation, suggesting that dark matter is a form of stupidity.
  • The comic strip uses humor to highlight the complexity and mystery of dark matter.

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