Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th November 2019

Dilbert//11161, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 5th November 2019

Dark Matter Identified

Tags

philosophy, stupidity, dark, matter, universe, abundant, obvious

Official transcript

dilbert: they say 85% of the matter in the universe is dark matter, and we don't even know what that is.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THEY SAY 85% OF THE MATTER IN THE UNIVERSE IS DARK MATTER, AND WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

WELL, IF IT'S THE MOST ABUNDANT THING IN THE UNIVERSE, IT HAS TO BE MADE OF STUPIDITY.

WHY WASN'T THAT OBVIOUS ?

BECAUSE YOU'RE 85% DARK MATTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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