Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th November 2019

Dilbert//11164, first published seven years ago on Friday 8th November 2019

Wally Compared To A Placebo

Tags

managers & supervisors, project, failure, coincidence, placebo, insult

Official transcript

boss: wally, i've noticed that every project you have worked on has failed. is that a coincidence?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, IVE NOTICED THAT EVERY PROJECT YOU HAVE WORKED ON HAS FAILED.

IS THAT A COINCIDENCE?

IT'S HARD TO KNOW, UNLESS YOU COMPARE ME TO A PLACEBO.

OKAY, YOU'RE WORSE THAN A PLACEBO.

THOUGHT THAT WOULD TAKE LONGER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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