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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th November 2019

Dilbert//11165, first published seven years ago on Saturday 9th November 2019

Time Travel By Printer


Tags

business, presentation, technolgy, molecular, scan, body, brain, time travel, 3d print, meeting


Official transcript

dilbert giving a presentation: i invented a device that can scan your body and brain at molecular level. now you can time travel by killing yourself and leaving instructions to 3d-print you back to life in the future when the technology is able.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I INVENTED A DEVICE THAT CAN SCAN YOUR BODY AND BRAIN AT A MOLECULAR LEVEL.

NOW YOU CAN TIME TRAVEL BY KILLING YOURSELF AND LEAVING INSTRUCTIONS TO 3D-PRINT YOU BACK TO LIFE IN THE FUTURE WHEN THE TECHNOLOGY IS ABLE.

WHERE WILL YOU FIND ANYONE DUMB ENOUGH TO TEST IT?

HAVE YOU EVER ATTENDED A MEETING AT THIS COMPANY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Time Travel"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in Scott Adams, features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and technological skepticism. In this strip, Dilbert is presented with a device that can scan one's body and brain at a molecular level. The inventor claims that this technology will allow people to time travel by killing themselves and leaving instructions for their future selves to 3D-print them back to life.

Dilbert is skeptical of this claim, asking where he can find someone "dumb enough" to test the device. The inventor responds by asking if Dilbert has ever attended a meeting at the company, implying that Dilbert is not intelligent enough to understand the technology.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of time travel and the potential consequences of playing with technology that we don't fully understand. It also highlights Dilbert's sarcastic personality and his tendency to question the feasibility of new inventions.

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