Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th November 2019

Dilbert//11166, first published seven years ago on Sunday 10th November 2019

What If You Are In A Coma

Tags

business, cell phone, client, stupid, liar, insult, understand, die, coma

Official transcript

phone conversation

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH THE SOFTWARE, JUST GIVE ME A CALL.

WHAT IF YOU DIE OR YOU'RE IN A COMA?

WELL, IN THOSE CASES I WOULD NOT RETURN YOUR CALL.

SO YOU'RE LYING ABOUT GETTING BACK TO ME.

NO, I'M MAKING A NORMAL KIND OF GENERALIZATION, WHICH I ASSUMED YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND.

OKAY, SO NOW YOU'RE CALLING ME STUPID, AND YOU'RE A LIAR?

IF A LIAR CALLS YOU STUPID, WOULDN'T THAT MEAN YOU ARE SMART?

FAIR POINT.

THANKS.

I'M PROUD OF IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Liar, Liar"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, engaging in a conversation with a caller. The caller's initial statement, "If you have any problems with the software, just give me a call," prompts Dilbert to ask, "What if you die or you're in a coma?" The caller responds, "Well, in those cases I would not return your call." Dilbert then inquires, "So you're lying about getting back to me." The caller retorts, "Thanks. I'm proud of it."

In the next panel, Dilbert is shown on the phone, with the caller stating, "No, I'm making a normal kind of generalization, which I assumed you would understand." Dilbert responds, "Okay. So now you're calling me stupid, and you're a liar?" The caller asserts, "If a liar calls you stupid, wouldn't that mean you are smart?"

The final panel depicts Dilbert, still on the phone, saying, "Fair point." The caller concludes, "Thanks. I'm proud of it." The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the caller's statements and Dilbert's witty responses.

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