Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th November 2019

Dilbert//11166, first published seven years ago on Sunday 10th November 2019

What If You Are In A Coma

Tags

business, cell phone, client, stupid, liar, insult, understand, die, coma

Official transcript

phone conversation

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH THE SOFTWARE, JUST GIVE ME A CALL.

WHAT IF YOU DIE OR YOU'RE IN A COMA?

WELL, IN THOSE CASES I WOULD NOT RETURN YOUR CALL.

SO YOU'RE LYING ABOUT GETTING BACK TO ME.

NO, I'M MAKING A NORMAL KIND OF GENERALIZATION, WHICH I ASSUMED YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND.

OKAY, SO NOW YOU'RE CALLING ME STUPID, AND YOU'RE A LIAR?

IF A LIAR CALLS YOU STUPID, WOULDN'T THAT MEAN YOU ARE SMART?

FAIR POINT.

THANKS.

I'M PROUD OF IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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