Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th November 2019

Dilbert//11169, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 13th November 2019

Not Humanly Possible

Tags

managers & supervisors, office workers, budget, workflow, procedure, impossible, useful

Official transcript

boss: i can't approve your budget because you didn't follow the seventeen-step workflow procedure.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T APPROVE YOUR BUDGET BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW THE SEVENTEEN- STEP WORKFLOW PROCEDURE.

IT IS NOT HUMANLY POSSIBLE TO FOLLOW THE COMPANY WORK - FLOW PROCEDURE AND ALSO ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING USEFUL.

WOULD IT HELP IF I ADD A FEW STEPS?

YES, IF YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO YOUR OFFICE TO DO IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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