Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th November 2019

Dilbert//11170, first published seven years ago on Thursday 14th November 2019

Attending A Funeral

Tags

managers & supervisors, time off, funeral, sick, unsympathetic

Official transcript

carol talking to distracted boss on cell phone: can i take the day off to attend a funeral?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN I TAKE THE DAY OFF TO ATTEND A FUNERAL?

SURE. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE SICK.

IT'S NOT MY OWN FUNERAL.

OH. IN THAT CASE, NO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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