Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th November 2019

Dilbert//11172, first published seven years ago on Saturday 16th November 2019

Help Me With Something

Tags

office workers, compensation, system, incentive, budget, limit, smart, business

Official transcript

male office worker: can you help me with something?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU HELP ME WITH SOMETHING?

NO, OUR EMPLOYEE COMPENSATION SYSTEM INCENTIVIZES ME TO LET YOU FAIL SO I CAN LAY CLAIM TO A LARGER SHARE OF OUR LIMITED BUDGET FOR RAISES.

MAYBE YOU COULD ASK SOMEONE WHO IS LESS AWARE.

NONE OF THEM ARE SMART ENOUGH TO HELP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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