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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th November 2019

Dilbert//11171, first published seven years ago on Friday 15th November 2019

Stay Home When Sick


Tags

office workers, healthy, sick, sneeze, infect, deadlines


Official transcript

dilbert: maybe you should stay home when you are sick.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MAYBE YOU SHOULD STAY HOME WHEN YOU ARE SICK.

HONK!

I WILL, BUT FIRST I NEED TO INFECT THE REST OF YOU SO I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE MISSING DEADLINES.

CAN YOU HOLD THIS FOR ME?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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