Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th November 2019

Dilbert//11171, first published seven years ago on Friday 15th November 2019

Stay Home When Sick

Tags

office workers, healthy, sick, sneeze, infect, deadlines

Official transcript

dilbert: maybe you should stay home when you are sick.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MAYBE YOU SHOULD STAY HOME WHEN YOU ARE SICK.

HONK!

I WILL, BUT FIRST I NEED TO INFECT THE REST OF YOU SO I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE MISSING DEADLINES.

CAN YOU HOLD THIS FOR ME?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Art of Procrastination"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a cartoon character known for his sarcastic humor and workplace struggles.
• In this strip, Dilbert is faced with a looming deadline and attempts to avoid work by feigning illness.
• However, his boss, Alice, is not fooled and instead uses the opportunity to assign more tasks to Dilbert.
• The strip pokes fun at the common workplace phenomenon of procrastination and the creative ways people try to avoid work.

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