Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th November 2019

Dilbert//11186, first published seven years ago on Saturday 30th November 2019

What Winning Feels Like

Tags

managers & supervisors, office workers, regression, analysis, failure, business, common

Official transcript

dilbert: i did a regression analysis to find out which variables are common to all of our failures.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DID A REGRESSION ANALYSIS TO FIND OUT WHICH VARIABLES ARE COMMON TO ALL OF OUR FAILURES IT'S ME, ISN'T IT?

NO, IT'S HIM.

IS THIS WHAT WINNING FEELS LIKE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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