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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th December 2019

Dilbert//11196, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 10th December 2019

Adding Insult To Injury


Tags

business, tech support, customer, calls, interface, reboot, idiot


Official transcript

boss: i hired the dogbert tech support team to help with customer calls because our user interface is so sadistic.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HIRED THE DOGBERT TECH SUPPORT TEAM TO HELP WITH CUSTOMER CALLS BECAUSE OUR USER INTERFACE IS SO SADISTIC.

WOULDN'T THAT BE ADDING INSULT TO INJURY?

HOW SO?

TRY REBOOTING, YOU IDIOT. AND DON'T CALL AGAIN!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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