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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th December 2019

Dilbert//11197, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 11th December 2019

Saying You Are Dumb


Tags

business, job, change, technology, dumb, imply, product


Official transcript

dogbert's tech support

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPORT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE YOUR PRODUCT. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

I RECOMMEND CHANGING JOBS TO SOMETHING LESS CHALLENGING.

ARE YOU SAYING IM DUMB?

NO, NO, NO. IM ONLY IMPLYING IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Tech Support"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a tech support representative and a customer. The customer is struggling to use their product and requests assistance. However, the tech support representative is unhelpful and unresponsive, simply repeating the customer's words back to them without providing any actual support or guidance.

Key Points:

  • The customer is frustrated with the product and seeks help from tech support.
  • The tech support representative is unresponsive and unhelpful.
  • The representative repeats the customer's words back to them without providing any actual support or guidance.
  • The customer becomes increasingly frustrated and eventually gives up on the conversation.

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