Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd January 2020

Dilbert//11219, first published six years ago on Thursday 2nd January 2020

Inefficiency

Tags

managers & supervisors, inefficient, process, obsolete, market, technology, multidisciplinary, systems, fight, fire

Official transcript

alice: our internal processes are so inefficient that we can't get products to market before they are obsolete.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR INTERNAL PROCESSES ARE SO INEFFICIENT THAT WE CANT GET PRODUCTS TO MARKET BEFORE THEY ARE OBSOLETE.

I'LL CREATE A MULTIDISCIPLINARY TASK FORCE TO LOOK INTO IT.

YOU WANT TO USE AN INEFFICIENT SYSTEM TO FIX AN INEFFICIENT SYSTEM?

IT'S CALLED FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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