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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd January 2020

Dilbert//11220, first published six years ago on Friday 3rd January 2020

Incompetent Employees


Tags

managers & supervisors, sarcasm, business, bureaucratic, employees, incompetent, inefficiency, yin, yang


Official transcript

catbert: it might my imagination, but it looks as if all of our employees are incompetent.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IT MIGHT BE MY IMAGINATION, BUT IT LOOKS AS IF ALL OF OUR EMPLOYEES ARE INCOMPETENT.

WE NEED TO CREATE A TANGLE OF BUREAU CRATIC RULES THAT MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR THEM TO GET ANYTHING DONE.

YOU WANT TO USE INEFFICIENCY TO PROTECT US AGAINST INCOMPETENCE?

YIN AND YANG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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