Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 12th January 2020

Dilbert//11229, first published six years ago on Sunday 12th January 2020

Appearing In Photos

Tags

co-workers, technology, social media, friends, opinion, abhor, person, characteristics, jerk

Official transcript

tina: i can't be your friend because i saw a disturbing photo of you on social media. you were in a group photo with a person whose opinions i abhor.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T BE YOUR FRIEND BECAUSE I SAW A DISTURBING PHOTO OF YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

YOU WERE IN A GROUP PHOTO WITH A PERSON WHOSE OPINIONS I ABHOR.

CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHY THAT MAKES ME A BAD PERSON?

SURE.

DUH.

WHEN YOU APPEAR IN PHOTOS WITH OTHER PEOPLE, YOU ACQUIRE THEIR BAD CHARACTERISTICS.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.

THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS! ONE PHOTO WITH A JERK MAKES YOU A JERK!

CASE CLOSED!

SMILE.

N0-000..!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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