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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th January 2020

Dilbert//11230, first published six years ago on Monday 13th January 2020

Smarter Than An Engineer


Tags

managers & supervisors, health, allergy, brain, fog, i.q., smart, engineer


Official transcript

dilbert: i took allergy meds last night, and now i have brain fog. my i.q. is about 50% of normal capacity.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I TOOK ALLERGY MEDS LAST NIGHT, AND NOW I HAVE BRAIN FOG.

MY I.Q. IS ABOUT 50% OF NORMAL CAPACITY.

WHOO- HOO! I'M SMARTER THAN AN ENGINEER!

NOT QUITE.

IM ONLY DOWN BY 50%.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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