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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th January 2020

Dilbert//11234, first published six years ago on Friday 17th January 2020

Cross Training


Tags

co-workers, business, cross train, fire, job, dumb, manager


Official transcript

dilbert: our pointy-haired boss told me to ask you to cross-train me on your job junctions.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR POINTY-HAIRED BOSS TOLD ME TO ASK YOU TO CROSS- TRAIN ME ON YOUR JOB FUNCTIONS.

THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE HE PLANS TO FIRE ME AS SOON AS YOU CAN DO MY JOB.

IN MY DEFENSE, HE ASSURED ME YOU WOULD BE TOO DUMB TO REALIZE THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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