Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th January 2020

Dilbert//11235, first published six years ago on Saturday 18th January 2020

Poison Pill

Tags

co-worker, cross-train, business, relationship, training, bad, fire, poison pill, planner

Official transcript

dilbert: i can't shake the feeling that you are intentionally doing a bad job training me how to do your job functions.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T SHAKE THE FEELING THAT YOU ARE INTENTIONALLY DOING A BAD JOB TRAINING ME HOW TO DO YOUR JOB FUNCTIONS.

I'M OMITTING IMPORTANT STEPS, SO YOULL FAIL HARD SHOULD I GET FIRED AND YOU ARE ASKED TO FILL IN.

IT'S CALLED A "POISON PILL." YOU'RE A GOOD PLANNER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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