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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 26th January 2020

Dilbert//11243, first published six years ago on Sunday 26th January 2020

Buzzflawed Interview


Tags

managment, business, reporter, cheat, suppliers, question


Official transcript

carol: a reporter for buzz flawed wants to interview you.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

A REPORTER FOR BUZZFLAWED WANTS TO INTERVIEW YOU.

I DON'T SEE ANY DOWNSIDE TO THAT!

MY FIRST QUESTION IS, DO YOU STILL CHEAT ALL OF YOUR SUPPLIERS?

NO! OF COURSE NOT.

SO, YOU'RE ADMITTING YOU CHEATED YOUR SUPPLIERS IN THE PAST?

GET OUT OF MY OFFICE, YOU EVIL MONSTER!

OKAY. I GOT WHAT I NEEDED.

ONE WEEK LATER "THE PUDGY MISCREANT COULD NOT HIDE HIS GLEE WHEN BRAGGING ABOUSUPPLIERS HIS

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Pudgy Miscreant"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker with black hair and a blue shirt, in a series of panels. The story begins with a reporter from Bizzawed wanting to interview Dilbert about his alleged cheating on suppliers. Dilbert is initially hesitant but eventually agrees to the interview.

However, things take a turn when Dilbert reveals that he has been cheating his suppliers all along. The reporter is shocked and asks if this is the first time he has done so. Dilbert responds that it is not, and the reporter asks if he has admitted to cheating his suppliers in the past. Dilbert replies that he has, and the reporter asks if he can get out of his office.

The final panel shows Dilbert sitting at his desk, looking pleased with himself, as the reporter leaves. The caption reads, "The pudgy miscreant could not hide his glee when bragging about cheating his suppliers." The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a corporate executive being dishonest and unapologetic about his actions.

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