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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th January 2020

Dilbert//11244, first published six years ago on Monday 27th January 2020

Mind Reader


Tags

business, plan, sabotage, mind reader, success, apology


Official transcript

dilbert: i don't think your plan will work.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I DON'T THINK YOUR PLAN WILL WORK.

PFFFT.

OF COURSE YOU DON'T.

YOU ARE TRYING TO SABOTAGE ME BECAUSE YOU ARE JEALOUS OF MY SUCCESS.

YOU READ MINDS AS WELL AS YOU MAKE PLANS.

THANK YOU.

APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Sabotage"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two coworkers, with one attempting to sabotage the other's success. The first panel shows the sabotager saying, "I don't think your plan will work." The second panel reveals the sabotager's true intentions: "You are trying to sabotage me because you are jealous of my success." The third panel displays the sabotager's apology, accompanied by a thank you for the plan.

Key Points:

  • A coworker attempts to sabotage another's success.
  • The sabotager is jealous of the other's success.
  • The sabotager apologizes and thanks the other for the plan.

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