Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th January 2020

Dilbert//11244, first published six years ago on Monday 27th January 2020

Mind Reader

Tags

business, plan, sabotage, mind reader, success, apology

Official transcript

dilbert: i don't think your plan will work.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T THINK YOUR PLAN WILL WORK.

PFFFT.

OF COURSE YOU DON'T.

YOU ARE TRYING TO SABOTAGE ME BECAUSE YOU ARE JEALOUS OF MY SUCCESS.

YOU READ MINDS AS WELL AS YOU MAKE PLANS.

THANK YOU.

APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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