Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th January 2020
Dilbert//11246, first published six years ago on Wednesday 29th January 2020
Bring Me Solutions
Tags
managers & supervisors, business, solutions, problems, worthless, sarcasm, example
Official transcript
boss: i want you to bring me solutions, not problems!
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I WANT YOU TO BRING ME SOLUTIONS, NOT PROBLEMS!
THAT'S A FUNNY WAY TO CALL YOURSELF WORTHLESS.
I DO PLENTY AROUND HERE!
BUT IN THE INTEREST OF TIME, I WILL NOT LIST ANY EXAMPLES.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "The Importance of Self-Worth"
Summary:
- A group of people gather to discuss their problems.
- One person, Dilbert, suggests that they should instead focus on bringing solutions.
- Another person, Dogbert, mocks the idea, stating that calling oneself worthless is a funny way to do so.
- The group agrees to list examples of their worthlessness, but Dilbert is hesitant to participate.
- The comic strip highlights the importance of self-worth and the need to focus on solutions rather than problems.
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