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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th January 2020

Dilbert//11246, first published six years ago on Wednesday 29th January 2020

Bring Me Solutions


Tags

managers & supervisors, business, solutions, problems, worthless, sarcasm, example


Official transcript

boss: i want you to bring me solutions, not problems!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WANT YOU TO BRING ME SOLUTIONS, NOT PROBLEMS!

THAT'S A FUNNY WAY TO CALL YOURSELF WORTHLESS.

I DO PLENTY AROUND HERE!

BUT IN THE INTEREST OF TIME, I WILL NOT LIST ANY EXAMPLES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Importance of Self-Worth"

Summary:

  • A group of people gather to discuss their problems.
  • One person, Dilbert, suggests that they should instead focus on bringing solutions.
  • Another person, Dogbert, mocks the idea, stating that calling oneself worthless is a funny way to do so.
  • The group agrees to list examples of their worthlessness, but Dilbert is hesitant to participate.
  • The comic strip highlights the importance of self-worth and the need to focus on solutions rather than problems.

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