Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th January 2020

Dilbert//11246, first published six years ago on Wednesday 29th January 2020

Bring Me Solutions

Tags

managers & supervisors, business, solutions, problems, worthless, sarcasm, example

Official transcript

boss: i want you to bring me solutions, not problems!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WANT YOU TO BRING ME SOLUTIONS, NOT PROBLEMS!

THAT'S A FUNNY WAY TO CALL YOURSELF WORTHLESS.

I DO PLENTY AROUND HERE!

BUT IN THE INTEREST OF TIME, I WILL NOT LIST ANY EXAMPLES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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