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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th January 2020

Dilbert//11245, first published six years ago on Tuesday 28th January 2020

Alice Would Complain


Tags

complain, managers & supervisors, assignment, business, technology, problem, solve


Official transcript

boss: i was going to give this assignment to alice, but i know she would complain about it.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WAS GOING TO GIVE THIS ASSIGNMENT TO ALICE, BUT I KNOW SHE WOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT IT.

I DON'T WANT IT EITHER.

DO YOU PLAN TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT LATER?

NOT TO YOUR FACE.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Complaints"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between an employee, Dilbert, and his manager, Alice. Dilbert is assigned a task by Alice, which he dislikes. He expresses his dissatisfaction but is told to either complete the task or complain about it later. Dilbert chooses the latter, only to have Alice ask him if he plans to complain about the task later. Dilbert responds by saying "not to your face" and then proceeds to complain about the task to his coworker.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert is assigned a task by Alice that he dislikes.
  • He expresses his dissatisfaction but is told to either complete the task or complain about it later.
  • Dilbert chooses to complain about the task later.
  • Alice asks if he plans to complain about the task later.
  • Dilbert responds by saying "not to your face" and then proceeds to complain about the task to his coworker.

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