Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th January 2020

Dilbert//11245, first published six years ago on Tuesday 28th January 2020

Alice Would Complain

Tags

complain, managers & supervisors, assignment, business, technology, problem, solve

Official transcript

boss: i was going to give this assignment to alice, but i know she would complain about it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WAS GOING TO GIVE THIS ASSIGNMENT TO ALICE, BUT I KNOW SHE WOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT IT.

I DON'T WANT IT EITHER.

DO YOU PLAN TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT LATER?

NOT TO YOUR FACE.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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