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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th February 2020

Dilbert//11256, first published six years ago on Saturday 8th February 2020

Vendor Not Performing


Tags

business, vendor, performance, replace, parent, company, subsidiaries, sub-contract


Official transcript

dilbert: we will no longer be using you as a vendor because you have not performed.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE WILL NO LONGER BE USING YOU AS A VENDOR BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT PERFORMED.

I ALREADY KNEW THAT BECAUSE YOU REPLACED US WITH ONE OF THE SUBSIDIARIES OF MY PARENT COMPANY.

WELL, AT LEAST IT ISN'T YOU.

WHO DO YOU THINK THEY SUBCONTRACT THAT WORK TO?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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