Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 9th February 2020

Dilbert//11257, first published six years ago on Sunday 9th February 2020

Making World Better Place

Tags

managers & supervisors, business, money, meeting, employees, taxes, cancer, sarcasm

Official transcript

boss: i don't want employees who are only working for the money. i want employees who are working to make the world a better place.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DONT WANT EMPLOYEES WHO ARE ONLY WORKING FOR THE MONEY.

I WANT EMPLOYEES WHO ARE WORKING TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE.

HOW DOES WORKING HERE MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE?

HALF OF OUR PRODUCTS CAUSE CANCER, AND THE OTHER HALF DON'T WORK AT ALL.

WE DON'T EVEN PAY TAXES.

ONE COULD ARGUE THAT EVERY DAY WE SPEND WORKING HERE MAKES THE PLANET A LITTLE BIT WORSE.

IS THAT WHY I NEVER SEE YOU DOING ANY WORK?

WHEN DID IT BECOME A CRIME TO CARE ABOUT PEOPLE? SHEESH!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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