Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th February 2020
Dilbert//11260, first published six years ago on Wednesday 12th February 2020
Upgrade Schedule
Tags
business, vendor, network, upgrade, allocating, technology
Official transcript
vendor: we should be able to finish the network upgrade in about three months.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FINISH THE NETWORK UPGRADE IN ABOUT THREE MONTHS.
WHEN YOU BID FOR THE JOB, YOU SAID IT WOULD TAKE THIRTY DAYS.
IF WE'RE ALLOCATING BLAME, IM NOT THE ONE WHO WAS DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE ME.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "The Network Upgrade Conundrum"
Summary:
The comic strip revolves around a conversation between two coworkers, Dilbert and his boss. The exchange begins with Dilbert requesting three months to complete the network upgrade, which prompts the boss to ask why it would take so long. Dilbert explains that it's because they're allocating blame, not time, for the project. The boss is perplexed by this response, leading to a humorous exchange.
Key Points:
- Dilbert requests three months to complete the network upgrade.
- The boss asks why it would take so long.
- Dilbert explains that they're allocating blame, not time, for the project.
- The boss is confused by Dilbert's response.
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