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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th February 2020

Dilbert//11261, first published six years ago on Thursday 13th February 2020

Price Gouging


Tags

business, network, idiot, price, gouging, upgrade


Official transcript

vendor: now that the network installation is half-done, i have you idiots right where i want you. it's too late for you to get a new vendor, so i'll be price-gouging you on upgrades you didn't even know you would need.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

NOW THAT THE NETWORK INSTALLATION IS HALF-DONE, I HAVE YOU IDIOTS RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU.

IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU TO GET A NEW VENDOR, SO I'LL BE PRICE -GOUGING YOU ON UPGRADES YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WOULD NEED.

WHY ARE YOU TELLING US? ? ?

IT MAKES IT MORE FUN FOR ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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