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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th February 2020

Dilbert//11263, first published six years ago on Saturday 15th February 2020

Before Or After Firing


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, prototype, request, fire


Official transcript

dilbert: we destroyed all of the prototypes you requested.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE DESTROYED ALL OF THE PROTOTYPES AS YOU REQUESTED.

I NEVER ASKED FOR ANYTHING REMOTELY LIKE THAT.

TED SAID YOU DID.

DID HE TELL YOU THAT BEFORE OR AFTER I FIRED HIM LAST WEEK?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Ted's Termination"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, and Ted, his boss.
  • The conversation begins with Dilbert asking about prototypes that were destroyed, to which Ted responds that he never asked for anything remotely like that.
  • Dilbert then asks if Ted told him before or after he fired him last week.
  • The exchange highlights the absurdity of office politics and the blurred lines between reality and fantasy in the corporate world.

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