Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th February 2020

Dilbert//11264, first published six years ago on Sunday 16th February 2020

Finding Qualified Engineers

Tags

business, interview, questions, job market, engineers, baker, mortuary, assistant

Official transcript

interview

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S HARD TO FIND QUALIFIED ENGINEERS IN THIS JOB MARKET, SO I'M CASTING A WIDER NET.

IT SAYS HERE YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE AS A MORTUARY ASSISTANT AND A BAKER.

THAT'S NOT EXACTLY LIKE BEING AN ENGINEER, BUT I WANT TO STAY OPEN-MINDED.

TELL ME ABOUT A TIME YOU HAD TO DEAL WITH FAILURE AND WHAT YOU DID ABOUT IT.

WELL, ONE TIME I TOTALLY BOTCHED AN EMBALMING.

SO I USED A CHAINSAW TO REDUCE THE CORPSE TO FLUSHABLE PARTS.

I TOLD THE FAMILY HE CAME BACK TO LIFE AND RAN AWAY.

OOOKAY.

AND WHY DID YOU BECOME A BAKER?

50 I COULD EAT MY MISTAKES.

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