Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st March 2020

Dilbert//11278, first published six years ago on Sunday 1st March 2020

Ted Can't Make It

Tags

business, co-workers, meeting, project, absence, technology

Official transcript

dilbert: ted says he can't make it to the meeting.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED SAYS HE CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE MEETING.

THE ONLY REASON FOR THIS MEETING IS SO TED CAN TELL US WHAT HE'S DOING ON HIS PROJECT.

WE SHOULD RESCHEDULE.

NOT SO FAST.

I THINK WE CAN SALVAGE THIS.

IF WE GUESS WHAT TED MIGHT HAVE TOLD US, THAT GETS US HALFWAY THERE.

I DON'T THINK IT DOES WE CAN'T KNOW UNTIL WE TRY.

WHY DON'T THE REST OF US LEAVE, AND YOU CAN STAY HERE AND GUESS WHAT WE WOULD HAVE SAID, TOO ...AND THEN DILBERT WOULD HAVE SAID...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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