Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st March 2020

Dilbert//11278, first published six years ago on Sunday 1st March 2020

Ted Can't Make It

Tags

business, co-workers, meeting, project, absence, technology

Official transcript

dilbert: ted says he can't make it to the meeting.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED SAYS HE CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE MEETING.

THE ONLY REASON FOR THIS MEETING IS SO TED CAN TELL US WHAT HE'S DOING ON HIS PROJECT.

WE SHOULD RESCHEDULE.

NOT SO FAST.

I THINK WE CAN SALVAGE THIS.

IF WE GUESS WHAT TED MIGHT HAVE TOLD US, THAT GETS US HALFWAY THERE.

I DON'T THINK IT DOES WE CAN'T KNOW UNTIL WE TRY.

WHY DON'T THE REST OF US LEAVE, AND YOU CAN STAY HERE AND GUESS WHAT WE WOULD HAVE SAID, TOO ...AND THEN DILBERT WOULD HAVE SAID...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Lost in the Meeting"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert and his coworkers in a meeting where they are discussing a project. The conversation starts with Ted saying he can't make it to the meeting, which leads to a discussion about rescheduling. However, the meeting eventually becomes unproductive, with the group unable to decide on a course of action.

Key Points:

• Ted is unable to attend the meeting.
• The group decides to reschedule, but the meeting becomes unproductive.
• The group is unable to decide on a course of action.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the inefficiencies of meetings and the lack of productivity that can occur when groups are unable to make decisions.

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