Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd March 2020

Dilbert//11279, first published six years ago on Monday 2nd March 2020

Wally Rounds Off

Tags

office workers, business, work, critical, tasks, failed, enjoyment, anger

Official transcript

wally: i did no work this week because i had too many critical tasks to do. no matter what i worked on, i would have failed to do the other 99% of tasks that were equally critical. so i rounded it off to 100% and enjoyed my week.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DID NO WORK THIS WEEK BECAUSE I HAD TOO MANY CRITICAL TASKS TO DO.

NO MATTER WHAT I WORKED ON, I WOULD HAVE FAILED TO DO THE OTHER 99% OF TASKS THAT WERE EQUALLY CRITICAL.

SO I ROUNDED IT OFF TO 100% AND ENJOYED MY WEEK.

WHY DO I WORK HERE???

WHY???

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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