Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th March 2020

Dilbert//11281, first published six years ago on Wednesday 4th March 2020

Facial Recognition

Tags

office workers, sarcasm, facial, recognition, identification, social, media, history, business, office

Official transcript

office worker: hi, i'm ...

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HI, IM...

HOLD ON.

MY FACIAL RECOGNITION APP HAS IDENTIFIED YOU AND IS NOW SHOWING ME YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA HISTORY.

UH-OH.

IT SEEMS IT WOULD BE UNWISE FOR ME TO TOUCH YOUR HAND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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