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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th March 2020

Dilbert//11281, first published six years ago on Wednesday 4th March 2020

Facial Recognition


Tags

office workers, sarcasm, facial, recognition, identification, social, media, history, business, office


Official transcript

office worker: hi, i'm ...

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HI, IM...

HOLD ON.

MY FACIAL RECOGNITION APP HAS IDENTIFIED YOU AND IS NOW SHOWING ME YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA HISTORY.

UH-OH.

IT SEEMS IT WOULD BE UNWISE FOR ME TO TOUCH YOUR HAND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Facial Recognition App"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic remarks and disdain for technology. In this strip, Dilbert is standing in front of a whiteboard, where a coworker is using a facial recognition app to identify him.

  • The coworker is holding up their phone and saying, "My facial recognition app has identified you and is now showing me your social media history."
  • Dilbert responds with a sarcastic comment, "UH-OH. IT SEEMS IT WOULD BE UNWISE FOR ME TO TOUCH YOUR HAND."
  • The coworker is shocked by Dilbert's comment and asks if he's serious.
  • Dilbert replies, "I'm not sure, but I don't want to find out."

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of facial recognition technology and its potential uses, as well as the awkwardness of social interactions in the digital age.

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